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[engl] tour 45 with exclusive songs from this Perth, Australia four piece. Moments of pleasure will be always connected are for us with this release, it was first time meeting and seeing ZERODENT live on stage in June 2019! We´re overwhelmed by this unique sound of Lee Jenkins vocals and performance and Pex' relentless power pop guitar play and Clintons utopian pills overdosed bass lines fused with sped-up early TELEVISON PERSONALITIES riffs. Once they lock into a groove, they stay there and lock in all the energy in a buzzing cage. Songs bleed into one another and leave the audience in rather unmapped garage sonic fields. We never mentioned this but singer Lee Jenkins is original member of THE OPRESSED (1981, sic!). To see this anti-hero give his heart and soul is anything else but not fossilised rock pyrotechnics. Here are four more songs, with a distinctive odd ZERODENT feeling of anxiety and well placed sticky melodies. Mastered by Mikey Young, 150 copies available total in Europe.

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[engl] With a blowout facing no service the next two days. Totally stripped down, early 70´s rock in the ridiculously enough tiny parking lot between NATURAL CHILD and ROLLING STONES. In a matter of course, it´s the perfect album to live the moment of now. How much mototard smoke can you take at the station? Ten songs, all dry as the atacama desert, no fuzz, no thrills, no cocktail umbrellas and of course no buttons at the jacket. You just want to get time-trapped in this perpetual motion BIKES groove. Since years the berliners say the BIKES are a nuke. Forbidden to take off, stone cold outside. Everyone is partying hard their secret hidden powers and their proximity of short-lived stardom and armageddon. So, this s/t album # III and third release on ALIEN SNATCH! REC

[engl] The PALE LIPS is all-girl four piece rock'n'roll band from Montreal, Canada. The four brats Jamie, Jackie, Lynn, Ilona got the coolest flavours in chewing gum juke box rock and blow big bubbles turning to daggers. NIKKI CORVETTE style 60´girl group harmonies, rolling 50´s rhythm section, edgy 70´s JOAN JETT song writing with a TINA & TOTAL BABES fun ride. Take the DONNAS microwave popcorn and late 70´s VKTMS punk kicks dismiss the flower & indie rock purveyors. Trenched with wonderful back-ups "in After Dark" is a power-pop, hook-driven album with that certain gleam of silver light. After their first album "Wanna Be Bad" and couple singles, this is the second effort. Find their Video to "You´re a Doll" here. Canada had the MODERNETTES, B-GIRLS, RIFF RANDELLS and now PALE LIPS!

[engl] This animal has a diverse, revved up, no reins, 60´s gumball punk show, takin' tricks from ramshackle Krautheim, Atlanta, Harlem, Coal Mines and Burger City and of their hometowns' own KING KHAN and the SHRINES folk. Regular Vanilla is stacking hook on top of the hook, surrounded by a loose 70´s schmuddelfilm organ, wry doo-wop, flavored with all the psychotropics of the sackerl. They rushed thru the recordings like stags and you can hear their nonpolarised jukebox rock'n'roll, pure joy is dropping on all sides of the platter. This is a giraffe ride from the empty swiming pool stand-up singing, straighthru a covered with curtaind of scissors new wave ballroom to a high noon khanish psych garage snake pit ritual. Jungle backups by the master himself, lovely guest singing by his daughter SABA LOU. Produced by KING BAMA LAMA KHAN. Recorded by NENE at Porc. Artwork by Isabelle Rutz. Mastered by A-Hule-Hule w./ Analog Life Of Satisfaction Expectancy Ratio! Music journalists, here is your migraine!

[engl] In the meantime, they had a US-Tour with appearances at GONER FEST 13 and a Live at WFMU-set and a follow-up 7" on ALMOST READY. On "Landscapes of Merriment" you get loads of mid-tempo-crushers, solid as rock Australian punk. Typical ZERODENT is WARSAW-WIRE-sque dystopia piercing blue-collar British punk simplification. This is cliché-free, skipping phases of adolescence minimalistic songwriting. We´re more than proud to present this album from a living band and not from "lost recordings" or a reissue from ´76 and kick-off an European Tour in 2019. Songs to climb walls, rip fences and bullwhip the agendas. Check the deadly serious video of "Stay In" on your devices! 194 copies black vinyl, 91 on concrete-grey vinyl for mail order only.

[engl] Yes, this reference list from the all late 90´s to millenium band league which did NOT suck. You need to look very close today to find this shower of frequencies, blown-out fidelity lo-fi rock combined with flying-ice-cream-cups-fun. Take RADIOACTIVITY, SICK THOUGHTS, REATARDS and TOTAL PUNK pilgrims, with more buckets of simple & stupid party collusion and you be catapulted back to the bands above you may have not grown-up by then. It´s lo-fi garage punk! You´re lost in a infinite time-loop! PHONE JERKS had 2017 a 45 "Can´t Stand the Maritimes" on GOODBYE BOOZY (the Italian who never did anything else in life expect what he does best) which sold out quick, but pheew, the album blows the single away. Recorded by Dave Belliveau (DISASTERBATERS) nad mixed & mastered by James O'Toole of OUTTACONTROLLER - it´s so good you don´t need to fake orgasms here. Ripping covers of "Violence, Anarchy, Baby, Mother, Daddy-O, Dig" by DA SLYME and "Revolution" by X. We are writing 2018 and we started 1998, this is the blueprint and the easiest shooting-fish-in-the barrel of an autobiographical ALIEN SNATCH! release. We would have released this PHONE JERKS LP any year of out label history, but where have they been the last twenty years? If Greg Lowery would run RIP OFF Records instead of real estates, this would be his condo of choice! Their power pop origin and band name phone schtick is highly reminiscent to ring-ring BUSY SIGNALS to MARK SULTAN´s BBQ taking a message to hang BLONDIE after the beep. Get this record and reaffirm your life choices! 90 copies on mellow bananas yellow vinyl, the rest on very old bananas black vinyl. Cruise to lose!

[engl] "Alone and Alright" is the second LP of LAME on ALIEN SNATCH! RECORDS and follow ups two 12" Singles. Ten songs recorded by Massimiliano Moccia (MOVIE STAR JUNKIES) and masterd by Tim Warren (CRYPT) with an exclusive artwork by french illustrator Marie Pierre Brunel. LAME is outstanding Colombian drum girl and chanteuse galore Maria Mallol Moya and man-between-many-dimensions Stefano Isaia (vocals, guitar, MOVIE STAR JUNKIES) and Massimo Socca (guitar, CAVE DOGS and and 90´s Italian garage punk pioneers TWO BO´s MANIAC). They drag us deeper and deeper into their forest of darkness, when the needle drop on the record it´s a drung binge loop of bloodloss and pumping veins. Death cult garage post-punk with poisoned easy-listening harmonies and life prolonging rhythms evoking unseen roads through swamp rock winter nights. Stomp to their blues, beware the quicksand and pop swirls of hysteria right next. This should be the soundtrack of an upcoming, last TRUE DETECTIVE series in devastated neo-noir setup. Watch LAME all-over the place - at least Europe! They love the stage for real.

[engl] It´s Brian Hildebrand (DEMON'S CLAWS, MIND CONTROLS, GENITAL HISPOITAL) from Montreal, Canada. Running since 2009 he did three, quite limited 45s we love to death. Now Mathieu Blackburn joined for a rage of a punk album. The piece of vinyl is sheer lo-fi KBD madness and has eleven bone-crushers, including cover versions of THE MAD and RED SQUARES. For years, "They Want My Blood" was our favorite unreleased track. We can´t believe it´s finally out on ALIEN SNATCH! wax now! Strictly limited to 500 vinyl only copies. Artwork by Darren Merinuk

[engl] To cast our modern KNACK, we had to shovel snow for a year to dig out this four dudes in arctica. Borrow some SATOR rock guitars, make them pick up their bus ticket of Impo & the Tents to pop cul-de-sac, stitch some thrift store RED KROSS look-a-like jeans and and ask some music early semesters out-goofing NOBUNNY songs. Here are the Real Tears! Viking helmets filled with tax-free beer from the night ferry, ready to conquer the squats. Thirteen underton-y shivery punk rock pills, twelve songs clocking in below two minutes. This is far away from retro perfection, this is the loud & fast teenage rock failure! They will be the first playing on the backside of the moon right after their Japanese Tour, no bluff! Their 'Douchebag, party now!' credo is remedy for every level of post punk affliction and procrastination known to man. After their self-released winter season album "Too Cool to Rock" their dry season album "Hay Fever" will be big with the raking kids of Finland! It will rain all summer!

[engl] Next exit beach! Welcome COCKTAILS with this exclusive vinyl version of their new album,"Hypochondriac". From San Francisco, California USA, direct to your bedroom, the band brings sweet power pop jammers. It´s good-times, 70´s AM-Radio bicycle power pop taking cues from RUBINOOS, SHOES and 90´s links to TEENAGE FANCLUB, RED KROSS and CHEVELLES, and pop gun like DECIBELS. With constant on-point vocal harmonies and fuzz-driven Moog synths, it will warm your heart and your top-of-the-curve summer mood. It´s three guys and one girl taking you on a narrative prelude-interlude-outro journey with "Hypochondriac" - leap on this candy-loop pop-punk rollercoaster! COCKTAILS' centripetal force ranges from high-tide surfer punk to dream pop, and at the end of the loop you pinpoint the origin - produit en californie. It´s an action packed Bay Area ride which finds a place in your summer theme park of 2017. The follow up to 2014’s album Adult Life was recorded direct-to-tape with vintage analog gear at San Francisco's legendary Tiny Telephone studio. Originally released on Father/Daughter on cassette in 2016, it´s now on vinyl with "Murder on TV" - a brand new bonus song.

[engl] Next exit beach! Welcome COCKTAILS with this exclusive vinyl version of their new album,"Hypochondriac". From San Francisco, California USA, direct to your bedroom, the band brings sweet power pop jammers. It´s good-times, 70´s AM-Radio bicycle power pop taking cues from RUBINOOS, SHOES and 90´s links to TEENAGE FANCLUB, RED KROSS and CHEVELLES, and pop gun like DECIBELS. With constant on-point vocal harmonies and fuzz-driven Moog synths, it will warm your heart and your top-of-the-curve summer mood. It´s three guys and one girl taking you on a narrative prelude-interlude-outro journey with "Hypochondriac" - leap on this candy-loop pop-punk rollercoaster! COCKTAILS' centripetal force ranges from high-tide surfer punk to dream pop, and at the end of the loop you pinpoint the origin - produit en californie. It´s an action packed Bay Area ride which finds a place in your summer theme park of 2017. The follow up to 2014’s album Adult Life was recorded direct-to-tape with vintage analog gear at San Francisco's legendary Tiny Telephone studio. Originally released on Father/Daughter on cassette in 2016, it´s now on vinyl with "Murder on TV" - a brand new bonus song.

[engl] finally we can send signals the European release of Holographic Vietnam War LP! This is BUCK BILOXIS new solo punk rock manifest and synth hit doctrines with his alter ego GIORGIO MURDERER. Snotty commandments for seasick agitators and suicidal astronauts...put your helmet on!

[engl] Remarkable debut PUNK LP from Perth, Australia which could be filed in the late KBD, early DIY era without gloryifying a fake canon. ZERODENT brushes your teeth with angst-ridden shrapnel-shooting guitars and vocals that will hit your stomach delayed like a speedboat ride. Thuggish no-bullshit punk rock with some power pop tunefulness, the way we like it! You get a certain cold mid-80s feel sometimes, giant-blanks of industry ruins and wastelands, but do things ever really change? Bordering on no-wave and late 70´s UK blue collar punk churlishness, they don‘t get too angular and keep the melodies flowing in a early WIRE like scrappy lo-fi punk style. Try to pin them down in your next OZ namedropping dart game, it´s closer to THOUGHT CRIMINALS then SCIENTISTS and in the no-score desert between STRAIGHT ARROWS and ROYAL HEADACHE. Mastered by knob twiddler Jim Diamond and on US tour this autumn including GONER FEST.Vinyl runs on 45 RPM to get the maximum blast!

[engl] "Imagine a party on Doctor Moreau's island where the dance band is made up of four giant chain- wielding, beer guzzling, leather-clad parrots... suddenly, out of nowhere, Keith Richards shows up high on his father's ashes and joins them for an encore. After hard touring around the globe, Berlin thug-rockers BIKES finally found the time to lock themselves into their East-Berlin rehearsal space and record their next album, tactically avoiding the sophomore slump. We're more than honoured to bring you their new, and yet their best effort! It's chock full of hits, equally influenced by both kinds: Rock AND Roll, guaranteed to move your bones! Songs about bars, being locked up behind bars, motorcycles – things you can relate to! Steady, no-bullshit caveman drumming! Vicious bass! Thuggish guitars with some wild monstro/mongo Chuck Berry riffs thrown in! That's right! No wimpy shit here! The return of pub-rock? Maybe? I hear they drink beer for breakfast! Record comes housed in great John Pasche inspired artwork made by the band!

[engl] The HEX DISPENSER return with a new album packed with their hypnotic darkness rock! Their previous releases got terrific feedback, they´re  largely considered as the iconic band of angst ridden, raw haunted garage punk. The shadow-y tension-filled voice of Alex Cuervo is absolutely remarkable and makes any of their song an easy go at yer music jeopardy. The HEX DISPENSERS give you the creeps with killer down-toned guitars and paranormal pop hooks as if RAMONES would have only played  bat caves, the SPITS got stuck in black java and DEVO felt the cold touch of the MISFITS. They took all their latest singles hits and brand new songs into the Cool Devices Studio of Mark Ryan / Jeff Burke (MARKED MEN, RADIOACTIVITY) to record album "III". You get the most rocking HEX DISPENSERS album to date, a bass driven catacomb exploration with some winks of Alex' solo works and a doom-ish, sinister synth track "Hypersleep" - sung by Alyse and Rebecca. Brilliant artwork and inner sleeve by the band itself. Mastered by Mikey Young (EDDY CURRENT SUPPRESSION RING).

[engl] New BIKES 45 (aka SNATCH!072) with two exclusive a-sides out just in time for their tour starting tonight!! The Berlin street zoo of garage birds has two main attractions being worth your nuts: It´s the two funky peacocks (you may heard of) named KING KHAN & BBQ (on loan from the Montreal Zoo a decade ago) and four leather parrots named the BIKES, on lifetime loan of the employment office. You can go to any show and whatever mood your are - you get stroke by the spark to move your bones to the over-the-top groovy, doo-wop soaked harmonies put on top on a non-"psychedelic", primo-garage thud! The band has been kickin' around since the summer of nothin' and features ex, ex- ex-, and current personnel of DIE ERSTEN MENSCHEN, CCCANDY, HELLSHOVEL, DEMONS CLAWS, MODERN PETS. They've been drinkin outta the same r'n'r puddle as the NERVOUS EATERS, CHUCK  BERRY and the STONES! This is their second 45 after a LP on BACHELOR and a 45 on GOODBYE BOOZY, both sold out. The 7" is sleeved in their already überfamous art and is strictly limited to 500 copies, 100 of them in powdery white vinyl. New LP out this year on ALIEN SNATCH! Meanwhile, BIKES recommend to spin this 45 and enjoy the simple things in life (e.g. eating peanuts, waking up drunk, complain about dog shit in Berlin). Keep you eyes peeled, kids!